Dreamer/Believer

softarin

qujoie:
“https://instagram.com/p/BXtF8NllskM/
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Source: qujoie

spatziline

“Through her eyes” When she said Steven’s name I thought Blue Diamond somehow understood Steven wasn’t Pink (technically he is b-but that’s not the point!)… unfortunately though, she was talking to Pink the whole time. (This was posted two weeks ago on Patreon, thanks for your support!!)

dailymarvelheroes

henrycavillry

“My Spider-sense told me to head to Visions Academy. I wasn’t sure why until I met you.”
Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse

Source: henrycavillry

non-bender-world

a wholesome meme

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bakabon-no-papa

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

bakabon-no-papa

some highlights

Ron is a Slytherin
Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist
Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry
Angels have replaced owls
Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason
Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad
It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason
Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

bakabon-no-papa

Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)
Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently
Voldemort has hair
Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic
Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL
Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account
Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”
THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN
Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell
““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“
Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

sleepy-loopin

This is some anti My Immortal shit

sorry

how does one sob femininely?

oddpyromaniac

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

incubchii

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

oddpyromaniac

I love you thank you

5000angryspiders

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

Source: bakabon-no-papa

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nelyafinwes

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking